Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Why wouldn't I date myself?

Didn't quite tell you everything.


-Because people can step on me and I wouldn't notice.
-Because I'm not hot.
-Because I'm a listener.
-Because I'm a liar.
-Because I'm socially awkward.
-Because I too don't show my feelings.
-Because I'm not smart or literate.
-Because I don't let anyone in.
-Because I'm short.
-Because I'm anal.
-Because I'm a germ freak in public places.
-Because I'm too gloomy and sarcastic.
-Because I'm obsessive.
-Because I take things too seriously.
-Because I can't swim.
-Because I'm not a good biker.
-Because I don't have any talents.
-Because I don't have a life.
-Because I just don't care.